" Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing "

Written By: Emerald Pillow

Warning: Language

Pairings: None really.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters. You can try to sue me, but all I have is a cat that looks like Trowa, but is named Duo.

Comments: This fanfic was co-written by triton_fujimiya. This is for hardcore Gundam Wing fans that have watched every episode more than once.

Rating: R

 

Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing

Ep. 8
Blooper #22

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 8: The Treize Assassination

Director: Action!

::Ship horn::

::View of ship passing::

Lady Une: Mr. Treize.

::Close up of Wu Fei::

Wu Fei: Looks like your supervisor wants to. . damnit.

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 8: The Treize Assassination. . .take 2

Director: Action!

::Ship horn::

::View of ship passing::

Lady Une: Mr. Treize.

::Close up of Wu Fei::

Wu Fei: Looks like your superior wants to fight with me. . .Fine by me.

::Ship view::

Wu Fei: I'll stop him in his tracks.

::Close up of Lady Une::

Lady Une: Mr. Treize, it's dangerous. Get away from here.

Trieze's voice: Lady Une.

::Beep::

::Cockpit screen fuzz before clearing::

::Vegeta on screen looking mad::

Vegeta: YOU WON'T ESCAPE MY WRATH!!!!!!

Lady Une: What the hell is this? It's suppose to be a scenic view.

Duo: (off screen) Sorry. I was trying to watch DBZ. Which VCR is it suppose to go in again?

Wu Fei: (yelling) Maxwell! You dumbass. For the umpteenth time; it's the third one.

::Lady Une watching screen still::

Lady Une: This is a good episode. I don't think I've seen this one.

::Wu Fei buries head in hands::

Wu Fei: Get focus. This is suppose to be MY big fight scene.


Blooper #23

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 8: The Treize Assassination

Director: Action!

::Shenlong lands in front of big window::

::Treize stands up::

::Close up of Wu Fei's back::

::Shenlong screen zooms three times to Treize::

::Close up of Wu Fei::

Wu Fei: So you're Treize. You better be my man.

Treize: Yes, I will be. Dinner at my house tonight?

Wu Fei: You asshole! Stop messing up my damn fight scene!

Treize: Wu Fei, no profanity on the first date.

Wu Fei: Let's do this shit again.


Blooper #24

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 8: The Treize Assassination

Director: Action!

::Shenlong dragon slams into bridge of Treize ship::

::Close up of Treize tapping sword on hand::

::Close up of Wu Fei::

Wu Fei: I gladly accept.

::Wu Fei pulls sword from side::

::Hatch opens::

::Wu Fei runs down dragon toward ship::

Duo: (off stage) A little eager there, aren't we? He offered dinner, but Wu Fei must have wanted desert early.

::Duo elbows Trowa and winks::

::Wu Fei stops and glares at Duo::

Wu Fei: Shut the hell up Maxwell!

::Wu Fei glares at crew::

Wu Fei: Someone get him the hell out of here! I don't stand around making fun of his damn scenes!


Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 8: The Treize Assassination. . .take 2

Director: Action!

::Wu Fei jumps off dragon::

::Close up of Wu Fei::

::Wu Fei clutches sword::

Wu Fei: My name is Wu Fei.

Treize: I'm Treize Khushrenada.

::Treize draws sword::

::Swords brought together intending to tap::

::Wu Fei pins Trieze's sword to ground::

Wu Fei: Lookie, lookie, I got Hookie*.

Director: Wrong show Wu Fei.

Treize: What happened to not screwing up YOUR BIG fight scene?

Wu Fei: Damnit! Everyone else gets to fuck around, but I do it one damn time and someone has something to fucking say. What the hell is wrong with you people?

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*Authors note - line from the movie "Hook" staring Robin Williams.

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